Report #40: That time I ran for President
& a gift guide for ARIES SEASON!
Happy ARIES Season!! My personal favorite of the zodiac signs ;). If you know me, you know I go iconically SFK-hard for my birthday. Last year someone commented, “don’t you think you’re over the top?” and to that I say, “absofuckinglutely.” If you don’t like it, find less. Let’s get into it.
Congratulations Jordan Daniel, you are the winner for last week…
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