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Pancho's Picks

Written by Pancho Kerrigan Levine (typed up by Serena Kerrigan)

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Serena Kerrigan
Jan 28, 2025
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Now that I’m a dog mom, I figured it’s only fair to share my words of wisdom as I raise my perfect Pancho. Below, I’ve listed all the products you’ll need to keep your pooch pampered—from Pancho’s perspective, of course. For his full home tour click here.

TOYS:

  1. Barkin Bag…until I get a real one.

  2. Chewy Vuitton I heard Pharrell designed this.

  3. Heartbeat Stuffed Dog Toy When I was abducted by my parents (their words, not mine), this little heartbeat buddy stopped me from filing my escape plan

  4. Animal Plush Toys The more I destroy, the more Mom buys. Seems like a fair trade.

  5. Sushi Dog Toy Set Until I’m fully vaxxed and can dine at Nobu, this sushi set will suffice. I’m practicing chopstick etiquette too

  6. Teething Stick Chewing Dad’s fingers is my hobby, but they gave me this as a replacement. Not bad, I guess.

CLEANING PRODUCTS:

  1. Stain and Odor Eliminator For all those stinky cacas that somehow shock my parents every single time.

  2. Nature's Miracle Hard Floor Cleaner Oopsie, did I make a mess? My bad. Clean it up quick so I can do it again.

Below, my subscribers are getting the paws-itively perfect product low-down - welcome to dog mom 101. Trust me, you need my recs for home, health & hygiene and walks + travel.

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